So, years ago, when my father bought me my first laptop, his only request was that I become a super hacker.

No joke.

"Well, ok booty, but you realize if I buy you this you have to get good enough to hack the pentagon. Don't actually hack the pentagon- just be good enough..."

XD I love my dad.

Anyway. I never really considered myself good with computers. I diddle around, I can torrent, I can de-frag, I know what cookies are blah blah blah. But I'm also a horrible recluse and did NOT know that apparently this level of skill is, to most folk, comparable with being able to hack the pentagon.

I am now going BACK to my little circle of friends who are smarter than me because I really don't think I'm that intelligent- I have potential sure, but...

People can't possibly be as stupid as I think they are can they? Do I just have some kind of stupidity magnet?

IT'S A WALLPAPER YOU DOPE. IT TAKES TWO CLICKS TO CHANGE. You are pregnant; quit smoking your tomato plants.

Ahem. With that in mind I was thinking of going into computers. Not programming, I don't think I'm that...oh lookie a chicken... You get my drift? But maybe just repair, maintenance, trouble shooting, that sort of thing. I'd love to go into cyber-security.

It's not hard, but it seems to baffle people enough there's still a demand for it.

It's a big scary world of stupid out there.